Kanye West Turns 38 Today - Happy Birthday

Can you believe it — Kanye West is 38 years-old today, June 8! The ‘Only One’ rapper has had a whirlwind year full of career accomplishments and big news for his family, and we’re going to help him celebrate them all!

Help us wish Kanye a happy birthday!!!

Man Caught Pleasuring Himself In Portable Toilet Is Taught A Lesson By Disgusted Onlookers

A man who refused to stop masturbating in a portable toilet received swift justice - when homeless people toppled the toilet with him still inside.

Police said a homeless man, 48, entered a toilet at Hawthorne Bridge, in Portland, Oregon, and started touching himself at 8am with the door wide open.

A homeless female witness told Katu :"[He] was flashing us over and over again and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn't.

"Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty [sic] and kick it."

Portland Fire and Rescue crews attended and rescued the man, who was covered in faeces, but he was not arrested.

Willie Halliburton of Portland Police said it was the first incident he'd seen like it in 27 years with the force.

He said: "Physically, he's fine but he had a cr*ppy day.

"Fortunately for him, he had some clothing he could change into and clean himself up later on. It worked out okay."

There was a note left by the toilet tippers in case the flasher didn't get the message, reading: "That's what happens 4 showing your [expletive]".

Nigerian Professor Insists He Has Cure For HIV...

Despite doubts in some quarters about the authenticity of his claims, a university don, Professor Maduike Ezeibe of the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State, has insisted that his recent therapy for the dreaded Human Immunodeficiency Virus and Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome is real and effective.

The discovery of the therapy, Ezeibe said, was a major scientific breakthrough in the search for a cure to the global pandemic.

The Professor of Veterinary Medicine, who obtained his first degree in same discipline at the University of Nigeria Nsukka in 1986, Masters in Ruminant Medicine, and doctorate degree in Canine Medicine all in UNN, said he moved to MOUAU on leave of absence.

Speaking with Southern City News in his office, the Abia State-born don said his research into the therapy known as ‘Antivirt’ (Anti-Viral Therapy), dated back to 1994 when he took the challenge to be part of the global solution to the HIV/AIDS scourge ravaging humanity.

He said after 19 years of hard work, he was able to discover the therapy in 2013 when his research was eventually published in the British Journal of Medicine & Medical Research.

Ezeibe added that the work had also been published by the American-based medical journal known as The Health.

He said he decided to publish his research work on the therapy so as to prove anyone who would doubt that a black man could develop HIV/ AIDS cure, wrong.

He boasted that the experiment remained authentic and verifiable in any part of the world under same condition.

According to him, two essential minerals – aluminum silicate (kaolin) and magnesium silicate, used in producing the therapy, have large deposits in Umuahia and parts of Abia State.

This, he said, would make the therapy cheaper and more affordable than the current anti-retroviral therapy, adding that the therapy would take an average of two to three months to cure HIV/AIDS patient.

Villagers Brutally Beaten For 9 HOURS After Stealing And Killing Dogs

Dog thieves in a Chinese village were beaten for nine hours by an angry mob and then had the carcasses of the dead animals tied around their necks.

When police arrived to rescue the thieves, the village vigilantes turned their anger on the authorities too, assaulting them with metal bars and smashing their patrol car.

The attack took place at roughly 7am on Tuesday in Shaping village, Hunan province, after two thieves were caught with dead dogs that they are believed to have killed for meat.

But an angry mob soon took justice into their own hands, giving the thieves an unrelenting nine-hour beating and then tying the dogs bodies around their necks, with their bottoms pointed towards their noses.

When police arrived to take the suspects to a nearby station, villagers stopped them and demanded a sum of 1 million Yuan (£106,000) compensation to secure the pair’s release.

They then decided to attack the police, and weren’t persuaded to stop the attack when they were warned that mob justice was against the law.

The mob eventually calmed down when authorities from the local Public Security Bureau arrived on the scene, with the two suspects being taken into police custody.

However, the mob could also face criminal proceedings – with several of the villagers reportedly guilty of illegal imprisonment, assault and obstructing police work.

Woman Jailed For Having Outrageously Loud Sex At 5am.

A woman has been jailed for having outrageously loud sex. Gemma Wale, 23, was ordered to serve two weeks behind bars for breaching an ASBO.

A court heard how she ‘screamed and shouted’ at a level of noise which had offended neighbours during a ten minute romp at her house in Small Heath, Birmingham. The court heard Birmingham City Council took legal action after neighbour Ghazala Bibi, 40, complained about loud sex noises coming from her home.

Mrs Bibi said in evidence: ‘Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up. This lasted ten minutes.’

On another occasion Mrs Bibi said she was called a ‘f***ing bitch’ and heard Wale shouting ‘f***ing prick’ repeatedly on another.

In a written judgement Judge Kelly said an anti-social behaviour order had barred Wale from making ‘loud sex noises’ at her home in Hob Moor Lane. The order had also barred her from causing nuisance by playing loud music, shouting, swearing, making banging noises, stamping and slamming doors.

Judge Kelly said: ‘I am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of January 29, 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour).

‘In light of the amount of breaches found, the lack of remorse and the defendant’s attendance at court literally days before half of these breaches took place, I take the view that an immediate term of imprisonment is justified on the facts of this case.

‘I take the view that a period fourteen days immediate imprisonment is appropriate to run concurrently on each breach.’

Nigerians Won’t Regret Electing Me, Says Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday assured Nigerians that he would do all within his powers to ensure that they would not regret entrusting national responsibility to him by electing him during the March 28 presidential election.

He said his administration was capable of fixing the nation’s problems.

Buhari made the submission in an address he delivered to members of the Nigerian community in Niger during his visit to the country.

Buhari told the Nigerian community that his government was just coming on board and was still in the process of setting out appropriate modalities on how to actualise its agenda of revamping Nigeria as contained in the manifesto of the All Progressives Congress.

He noted that Nigerians voted for him based on the party’s manifesto.

He however urged them to exercise patience because “the task of rebuilding Nigeria is an arduous one.”

He reiterated his position that to ensure accelerated development, his administration would concentrate on challenges of insecurity, near economic collapse, pervasive corruption and power shortages.

Buhari said, “I want to reassure (you) that we are going to tackle these challenges head on.

“Nigerians will not regret that they have entrusted national responsibility to us.

“We must not succumb to hopelessness and defeatism. We can fix our problems.

“However, daunting as the task to surmount these challenges may be, they are by no means insurmountable.

“There is now a national consensus that our chosen route to national development is democracy. To achieve our objectives, we must consciously work to improve the democratic system.”

Buhari also assured them that his government would be resolute in ensuring that the country’s regained its enviable position among the comity of nations.

He however said he needed all Nigerians, including those in the Diaspora, to partner his administration in order to realise the dream.

“I want to conclude by urging you to continue to remain law-abiding and to continue to be good ambassadors of the country as we embark on the journey of rebirth, development, evolution and integration,” the President concluded.

Girl, 9, Pregnant After Being Raped By 10 Isis Militants.

A nine-year-old girl who was kept as a sex slave by Isis is pregnant after being raped by 10 militants, aid workers have said. The girl was among 227 Yazidis released last week from Kirkuk, northern Iraq.

She had been held captive along with other women and young girls from the religious minority. They were captured last June and finally crossed into Kurdistan on Wednesday. The Yazidis were actually freed Monday in Nineveh province, northwest of Kirkuk, but did not make their way to a Kurdish-controlled territory until two days later.

The mass release of the Yazidis, kidnapped in Nineveh last year, is the second of its kind, after some 200 mainly elderly people were set free in January. A sweeping IS offensive overran large areas north and west of Baghdad last June. A second drive in August targeted areas in the north that were home to many of Iraq’s minorities.

The group, that crossed back to safety Wednesday, including many elderly and disabled people, was driven back to the Kurdish city of Dohuk after a stop in the Yazidi holy town of Lalish.

Many had harrowing tales of the day in August last year when their heartland in the Sinjar region was attacked, of how they were forced to convert to Islam.

Ghazal Khalaf, a 25-year-old woman with a disability in her left leg, was separated from her seven-year-old daughter during her captivity.

‘They told me to leave with those old people but I refused to leave without both my children,’ she said, cradling a two-year-old in her lap. She said she insisted and eventually got her daughter back when she paid IS militants $20,000 her brother in Dohuk was able to send via middlemen.

Ahlam Qassem has six children but only left with the three youngest. Her two teenage daughters and 10-year-old boy stayed behind.

‘I asked them many times to return my children, they took them from my arms and refused to bring them back. I don’t know their fate,’ the 35-year-old mother said.

The Yazidis, who are neither Muslims nor Arabs, practice a unique faith and are considered infidels by the jihadists. They were hit harder than others. They looked in danger of being wiped out of their ancestral land until a US-led air campaign turned the tide on IS advances in northern Iraq.

The UN has said the IS campaign of killings, abductions and rape against Yazidis may amount to genocide.

ISIS Fighters Blindfold Gay Man And Stone Him To Death.

ISIS fighters blindfolded a man and made him flee through a field in Syria before stoning him to death. Dozens of civilians witnessed the killing, east of the city of Homs, after the fighters charged the man with being ‘homosexual’.

A group of men in military fatigues blindfolded the man, according to Gay Star News, forcing him to flee through a field as they hurled rocks at him. It’s the latest in a series of brutal murders of gay people in territories controlled by ISIS, according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.

SOHR said that the man had been charged with being ‘homosexual’, before being murdered alongside a supposed collaborator with Bashar al-Assad’s forces, who was beheaded.

The organisation said, ‘SOHR was informed that the IS slaughtered and beheaded a man in the eastern countryside of Homs in the charge of dealing with regime forces.

‘IS stoned a man to death in the charge of “Homosexual” in the presence of dozens of civilians east of Homs.’

In February, ISIS militants killed one man by throwing him from a seven-storey building in Syria, and another was thrown to his death for being gay by militants in Iraq.

Two men were stoned to death in the Syrian city of Raqqa in November, while a separate incident last December saw a gay man thrown off a rooftop and stoned to death for committing an alleged act of blasphemy.

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Her Second Child!!!!

The reality television star announced she is expecting another baby with hubby Kanye West during a teaser clip for the next episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which was broadcast in America on Sunday night.

She told sister Khloe: ‘I just got the blood test back, and I am pregnant!’

Kardashian, 34, gave birth to her daughter North in June 2013. but it is well known she has had trouble conceiving a second child.

The reality star and Kanye, 37, have been doing everything fertility-wise possible to have another child and during Sunday night’s episode of KUWTK, she talked about how she was so ‘exhausted’by all the procedures that she was close to giving up.

Kim’s mom Kris Jenner tweeted her congratulations to the couple and said she can’t wait to meet ‘your new little love bug.’

The rest of the clan haven’t shared their congratulations online yet, but Scott and Khloe seemed pretty thankful to Kim anyway.