Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Man dies from ‘too much sweetness’ during sex


A Malawi newspaper the Nyasa Times is reporting that a man died in the commercial city of Blantyre after engaging “himself beyond the limit of sexual frenzy.” Fletcher Jere died ‘riding’ a commercial sex worker because of “too much sweetness” in the densely inhabited township of Ndirande the paper reported.


Police spokeswoman Edina Ligowe
Police spokeswoman Edina Ligowe (pictured) confirmed the story in an interview with the Daily Times saying “Jere died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness.” Police said they are treating the issue only as sudden death. Jere is said to have passed because of “cardiogenic shock”—a technical term described by those in the know as a state in which the heart fails to supply blood to the rest of the body—during the sexual encounter.
Police spokeswoman Ligowe added that that the sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being “too much sweet” for the man. The Nyasa Times reported that Jere had desperately wanted to ‘sleep’ with a woman and nature pushed him to the edge.
When he could not get any sex from anywhere else, he resorted to find it from a prostitute. Jere is said to have found the prostitute in Ndirande and quickly engaged himself into romps to quench his libido.
“The man was busy enjoying himself and suddenly fell off the bed. The prostitute, who got scared, called her neighbours to come and see what had happened. They found the man dead,” said the source.
It is not clear however if Jere had a medical condition that could have sent him to the grave but what is clear is the fact that he died during the sex escapade.
http://nehandaradio.com/2011/03/29/man-dies-from-%E2%80%98too-much-sweetness%E2%80%99-during-sex/

Prostitute ‘bites penis off client’. It must be hotdog or sausage!!!


By Peta Thornycroft
GWERU- A prostitute has appeared in court charged with assault after she bit the penis of a client who refused to pay her. Wadzanai Marimo, 34, admitted the assault of one of her regular clients, Brian Shumba, 38, at Gweru Magistrate’s Court on Tuesday.

Prostitute 'bites penis off client'
According to police, the pair had been drinking together at a nightclub in Gweru, central Zimbabwe, on Monday night before going back to Miss Marimo’s house. In the bedroom, a dispute broke out after Mr Shumba allegedly refused to pay Miss Marimbo for her services, magistrate Florence Nago heard.
Miss Marimo then bit the end off Mr Shumba’s organ, leaving him bleeding profusely, before spitting it out in her garden.
Several hours later, the unfortunate patron was found unconscious and taken to the Gweru Provincial Hospital. On Tuesday, he shuffled into court, in obvious discomfort and to a chorus of giggles to give evidence about his injuries.
Police assistant Inspector Emmanuel Mahoko said he could confirm that a “34-year-old woman bit off her boyfriend’s male organ” on Monday night at her home. Ms Marimo will be sentenced this week. The Telegraph